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Her (gently shaking me awake): 鈥淒id you know you grind your teeth in your sleep?鈥

Me (removing mouth guard): 鈥淔irstly, yes that鈥檚 why I wear this.

Secondly, you shouldn鈥檛 be talking to me now.

And thirdly, you need to get back behind the yellow line when I鈥檓 driving this bus.鈥