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@MessJenkins

The creepiest thing about spiders is their sexual attraction to spiders.

@trevso_electric

If eHarmony were honest, it would pair some people with a room full of cats.

@noog

I find it hilarious that this ant is pretending like he doesn’t care that I can kill him with one finger. Yea okay, keep walking tough guy.

@ilovepie84

Your Ex is like spilt milk. If you put newspaper over them its like the mistake never happened.

@Voiceofgarth

I’m not gay but I support their “agenda” – working, having a family, living in safety and fair, equal treatment.
Pretty radical shit.

@deephora_

“Here, throw this away for me.” ~ People who hand out leaflets.

@memecrashes

the admin of this account is now hating mathematicians for developing maths

@MoistPork

Life can change in an instant. Hug the people you love, and appreciate what you have, before it’s gone.