bank account: $1400
me to a girl scout: give me the thick mints
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Your Ex is like spilt milk. If you put newspaper over them its like the mistake never happened.
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Pretty radical shit.
“Here, throw this away for me.” ~ People who hand out leaflets.
the admin of this account is now hating mathematicians for developing maths
Life can change in an instant. Hug the people you love, and appreciate what you have, before it’s gone.
I need to get baked …goods for the staff party this afternoon.