@kapildwasnik So I ordered a cake from a renowned bakery in Nagpur, through #Swiggy. In the order details I mentioned “Please mention if the cake contains egg”. I am speechless after receiving the order 👇🏼
@TheForbesFam 5 walked in on sexy time last night and yelled “Mommy’s in danger” so I’m just wondering if it’s better to explain it to her teacher or just wait for the call?
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@kapildwasnik 
@iwearaonesie *wakes up*
*looks at clock*
8:00
*brushes teeth*
*looks at clock again*
8:30*gets to work*
*looks at clock*
9:00
*comes out of a 2 hour meeting*
*looks at clock again*
9:05
@huntigula [Anteater eats some termites]
[looks up to heaven] “YOU DON’T CONTROL ME, GOD! YOU HEAR ME? I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU NAMED ME!”
@That_Damn_Duck Let he who is without sin, get the hell away from me.
@better_off_dad2 New smartphone: $1,000
Monthly fees: $200
Data overages: $75Never talking to anyone:
Priceless.
@devonellis_ How awkward would it have been for coach if he put in Air Bud and they lost.
@BubblesnBooze Am I perfect? No.
Am I trying to be a better person? Definitely not.
@IGotsSmarts Searching for stuff on the internet when you’re drunk is called Beer Googles.
@MelKassel [zoo]
wanna see the reptiles?
GUY NOT READY TO ADMIT HE LOVES SNAKES: i mean sure if u wanna stare at things that are like one long muscle
@DrunjAF [Voice from police helicopter]
PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!
*raises hands*
*takes flattering selfie in helicopter spotlight*
*uploads new avi*