8: does my meal come with puppypuffs?
me: wut
8:
me: OH hush puppies?
8: oh. Yea
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Admitting you have a problem is half the battle. Convincing everyone else that they’re the problem is the other half.
Husband: *Grabs a pillow off the couch* Did we get new pillows?
Me: Uh huh, last year, when we got the new couches
When people say: “he’s a nice person once u get to know him”, they really mean: “he’s a dickhead, but you’ll get used to it!”
when u get so high u forget u ordered food
follow request on instagram. a tan and in shape man on a pool float. blocked.
I just read a story about someone finding a dead body at a Walmart. HOW EMBARRASING, I’d never be caught dead at a Walmart.
Just saw IT. Cool movie, but I gotta ask: what was up with that clown?? Killing kids? Not good.
The mall reopened today, but I don’t have any Bath & Body coupons so I’m not going.
this little piggy stayed home
this little piggy stayed home
this little piggy stayed home
this little piggy stayed home
this little piggy stayed home