a great headline for when there is a world wide fresh water shortage will be “water we gonna do??” we will need the laughs
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Q: Can you act?
A: Sorta
Q: Will you get naked?
A: Yes
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Latte is the most popular part of the pumpkin spice plant.
Dont be worried about your smartphone and TV spying on you.
Your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for years!
Airlines. Graciously giving you the choice to have feet, or a personal item, but not both.
me: *googling* am I dying
web md: nope just sad
me: oh good
web md: and extremely melodramatic tbh
me: that’s fair
web md: and I think your anxiety would be more manageable if you got a job and paid rent
me: *shouting from the basement* mom did you hack my computer again
girl: tough guys are hot
Me:
*hawk lands on my bare arm*I have a gauntlet I just never use it
*hawk gnawing on my shoulder*
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A cat is the animal equivalent of the girl who hated you for no reason in high school.
The horror. The apostrophe’s.
