A mom hits peak passive aggressive when faced with the request “tell me a story”
Well Billy, once upon a time there was a little boy who literally never picked up his shit
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After a Scrabble victory, I clear the board immediately so the Scrabble gods don’t think I’m gloating.
*gasps*
Ohhh sour Jesus.
The best part of being a girl is not having to open doors. If I approach a door and a guy isn’t there I just take a nap til one shows up.
I propose we rename our seasons:
• Blizzard
• Flood
• Oven
• Kinda Nice For A Bit
Someone in South Korea accused North Korea of having assassination squads.
That’s a lie.
On an unrelated note, I need that guy’s address.
I was misbehaving during family game night. So now I’m in Solitaire confinement.
Snail Boss: under skills you’ve put ‘quick reflexes’
Snail: [2 hours later] that’s right
SB: [3 hours later] holy heck, when can you start?
A bunch of bras is called a support group.
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Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old
Today my husband ate margarine with a spoon. Long story short, I’m unable to see a future with him. We had a good run.