A Video no one needed, but since I miss saying these things, here is what Product Managers actually do.
Ask & say a bunch of random things to sound smart.Hope I get hired for my honesty at least if not for my skills 馃榾
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Guess who’s going to finally get their shit together in 2022?
Not me. But God speed, whoever you are.
ME: Very funny.
GENIE: It鈥檚 what you asked for.
ME: You鈥檙e such an asshole.
GENIE: You said you wanted a-
ME: 27 foot yacht. Yeah, I get it.
How cool would it be if dogs could drive, get a job, pay the mortgage, grocery shop, & all you had to do was get excited when they got home?
Tried to steal some candy from a baby.
I got hit in the face with a rattle and then it puked on me
They lied about how easy that was.
karate master: the easiest way to knock someone unconscious is to hit their temple
[later]
my bully brad: you’re stupid
me: where is your place of worship
I had a scary nightmare where all the people I muted and blocked hid all my wife’s cosmetics to get me in trouble.
In hell, it’s always the last minute of a staff meeting and someone raises his hand for “one more quick question.”
When people try to debate me online I鈥檓 just going to suggest they read a book I make up and that doesn鈥檛 exist
“I tell you, this car runs like a dream!” I change gears and the gearstick turns into a swan. I turn on the wipers & it rains on the inside.
God made humans, but only because there wasn鈥檛 anything good to watch on TV.