*adds ‘memory loss’ to Symptoms*
*adds ‘memory loss’ to Symptoms*
*adds ‘memory loss’ to Symptoms*
*adds ‘memory loss’ to Symptoms*
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The existence of Kylo Ren implies the existence of Kylo Stimpy.
Hey! This isn’t my car!
my 6yo: guys?……can i do anything i want with this brownie?
my husband and i: ………👀
6yo: like eat it with a potato chip?
*synchronized sigh of relief*
And then the devil said, “leave her on read.”
Its raining, its pouring,
Working here is boring.
It hurts my head, wish I was dead,
I’m just gonna lay on the flooring.
What idiot called it a scarf and not a necromancer??
He asked if I was into anal, then got all weird when I pulled out my strap-on. Advice?