I wonder how many times Batman had to rub one out in the Batmobile after fighting with Catwoman
Advice tip for people: 1 stick hand in glue 2 stick hand in feather 3 now you are like bird. Impress your friend.
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The story of George Washington chopping down the cherry tree is my favorite tale of honesty, integrity, and giving a child an ax
This day in history. 1924. Franz Kafka died after a surrealistically charged life which should have its own adjective. Kafkastic? Kafkable?
A “Purge” comedy where two pals accidentally kill someone a week before the purge and try to fake the person’s life until the murder would be legal.
My plane has an entire high school wrestling team on it, so I imagine we’ll crash in a forest & I’ll become their King.
[unleashes dog at dog park]
me: don’t embarrass me now
dog: i won’t
*sees pretty girl*
me: hi, i’m–
dog: he drinks wine through a straw
How disappointing is it that Han Solo didn’t name his son ‘Guitar’
“I’ll have a rum and coke”
Is pepsi ok?
*hands you a pepsi and coke*
A guy just offered to buy me a drink. I declined, but heard him say lesbo to his pal. I replied “Only for you, baby”. Now he feels special.