After weeks of late night cheese benders…Brenda couldn’t help but wonder…where did it all go wrong

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Pretty sure nobody would run marathons if they were never allowed to talk about running marathons.


I grew up in a very sheltered household. Our house had 17 roofs. We had alcoves upon alcoves. I wore a tarp wherever I went.


I feel I’ve done my best to tolerate lactose long enough.


If I ever go missing and theres a big search party out looking for me, you can save time by not looking at any gyms.


Them: I wish for world peace

Me: May all the food you order resemble the picture on the menu


Twitter: “Where people are openly Gay and secretly Republican”


The 1st cup was used in 1874, the 1st helmet was used in 1974. It only took 100 years to learn our brain is also important.


Boy if these walls could talk I’d be like “HOLY SHIT TALKING WALLS”


Writing a personal ad. So far I have:

Has all own teeth