@Chhapiness

Airports shops be like, sure you’ve got everything? here, buy a surfboard just in case you forgot to pack one

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@RunOldMan

Doing more laundry today, seems I have more people living here than I can actually see.

@WilliamAder

How Jesus was named:
Mary: Joseph, I’m having a baby.
Joseph: JESUS CHRIST!

@Anita_nap

I’m what you might call ‘internet pretty’, meaning I’m really your dad.

@Soo_Scandalouss

I leave spider carcasses on the wall to make sure the other spiders understand..

@mattkoff

“I’m not gay or anything.”-homophobic antimatter

@Kyle_Lippert

Give a man a fish & he’ll be all “WTF are you giving me a fish for? That’s weird” Teach a man to fish & he’ll be all “Again with the fish?”

@badbanana

Girl, are you a glass of water because I think you’re about to throw yourself at me.