@ericsshadow
@MissHavisham 7: You sent me in without crazy socks today.
Me: I sent you in with the backwards shirt.
7: But it was Wacky Hair Day!
Me: CAN’T YOU KIDS JUST GO TO SCHOOL
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@MissHavisham 
@AndrewChamings In a coffee shop ask the person next to you to watch your laptop, but don’t leave. Put on netflix and binge spongebob with your new pal.
@MrEd_EVH Me – how about a Border Collie
Wife- they have long hair, too much shedding
Me- *pulling a clump of hair out of the shower drain* so shedding is a issue?
@jonnysun even if u realy hate sombody, u shoud never insult their physical apearance!!! bc as soon as u dig deeper u will find much stronger insults
@PettyRuxpin83 It’s wet right there and I don’t know why
– a one sentence horror story
@HomeProbably Dogs look like they’ve received some really sad news when they watch you eat.
@PinchSuckBlow When they say “all expenses paid” does that include bail?
@Darlainky *watching smart car washed away in a flood on the news*
If it was really smart it would know how to swim.
@shutupmikeginn You learn something new everyday. Yesterday I learned eating 29 SlimJims gives me diarrhea. Today I learned eating 28 also gives me diarrhea
@UncleBob56 Came downstairs to watch the game and the channel had changed. Looked at the dog, he looked back, then slowly slid his paw off the remote.