Any atheists here can confirm if this is true?

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Do you know why we called you in today?
To give me a pay rise?
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I’m an awkward girl, don’t wanna talk
Mumble sounds, eyes look down
I’ve been trippin ’round since I was born
And it’s all right, it’s okay
Please just look the other way


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I walked up to my 9yo and said, “How goes it?” He looks up at me and says, “God is history’s greatest serial killer.”


Scientists now believe that approx 2% of Earth’s water at any given time is found on Tupperware containers being removed from the dishwasher