Anyone who tells you to get kids to help more around the house has never asked kids to help more around the house.
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I’ve been married for about 45 lbs.
My husband drives me to drink.
Unless a friend volunteers.
Not to brag, but my kids just unloaded the entire dishwasher without me asking, or without them noticing that the dishwasher had not been run.
My newly married friend begins most sentences with, “My husband said.” My go to response is, “My dogs haven’t said much today.”
When you stop looking for it is when you’ll find it.
Happiness, love, that last beer in the back of the fridge.
Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t use an everything bagel as a loofah in the shower tomorrow
Have kids so you can be done with your Christmas shopping & they can hand you their “updated” list which includes nothing you bought.
You know what this new carpet needs? For me to open a tube of blue toothpaste, and jump up and down on it.
– My 4yo. Apparently.
I’m famous people used to have talent years old.
*gets up off bed*
*puts pants back on*
Oh…so you…you wanted ACTUAL tacos then?