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He died doing what he loved…failing to read my mind.


If I end up on life support, feel free to pull the plug.. However, if I’m charging my phone, stay the hell away from the outlet.


Friends are like bananas.

If you peel their skin and eat them, they will die.


“No new iPhone, I just wanted to talk about my feelings” – Tim Cook, hopefully


me writing at 3am: holy shit….. this is so good when did i become this talented
me reading what i wrote the next day: he roled he’s eye


And for my next trick I’ll be pulling the rug from under your feet