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Zookeeper: [opens his lunch and is mauled by a ham sandwich on rye]


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Before you cannibalize your roommate due to cabin fever, remember that you cannot afford the rent alone. #blizzard2016


Thoughts and prayers to everyone in Hawaii who finally came clean w/ a spouse or partner thinking the missile was on its way.


I’m tired of people saying “here’s my go to lazy meal” and then they start chopping an onion


I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say.. “Hey look! That one is shaped like an idiot!


Pal: That’s an impressive stingray. How’d you catch it?
Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.


My wife takes 13 bikinis for a 4-day beach trip. Meanwhile, I’m rocking the swimming trunks my mom bought at K-Mart in 1991.