Gift cards: the best way to say “Here. You figure it out.”
“Are you talking back to me?” “Mom, that’s how a conversation works.”
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They take Opposite Day seriously here at El Sol. I love sushi/getting paid to eat, but the dead mariachi band is something of a mood-killer.
They say you are what you eat but what happens if you didn’t mean to eat it. I don’t want to be a bug.
“I’m wet and have crabs.” That’s what sea said.
Yeah, I’m allergic to wheat, but I really like it so I eat it anyway. I’m a real gluten for punishment.
My 7 yr. old thought it would be really funny to hold up a sign in the back window of the car that said “HELP ME!”. It was not.
kids: the floor is lava
teens: the floor is laundry
Death metal fans are complaining abt all the noise. Irony.
if you get famous on youtube you get ad money. if you get famous on twitch you get donations. if you get famous on instagram you get sponsors. if you get famous on twitter you get your tweets crossposted to every other social media with your @ cropped out
When people with bible quotes in their bio follow me…I don’t know man. I think you’re gonna have a bad time