Beyonce was Destiny’s Child. The other two were adopted.

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in movies the saddest thing a single woman can do is eat a microwave dinner, but a true rock bottom is eating a hot dog with normal bread as a bun…studios are too scared of that reality


If you are between 8 -16 years old and not whiskey, you are annoying.


Witness protection program or abducted by aliens? I wanna get this breakup text just right


Me: (after eating 12 fudgesicles)
Ok. Time to get to work.

You: You can actually buy popsicle sticks at any craft store.

Me: Don’t question my art.


Shout out to authentic Indian restaurants that encourage eating using only the hands.

They don’t give a fork.


Honey Boo Boo evolves into Sugar Scab! Pokemon is back baby!


Teaching your kids to question everything is important. Until you’re sitting there banging your head on the table.


6-year-old: *shows off her new fancy pen*

Me: That’s so nice. Who gave you that?

6: My boyfriend.

Me: Give it back.


[on date]

HER: What are you doing on your phone?

ME: An update

HER: What update?

ME: Not much, what up with you?