When you just stick the tip in and then move it around and around.
– Hand held pencil sharpener
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Am I deceitful? Yes. I am not.
Sometimes the fudge you bought on vacation turns out to be soap, but never the reverse. That’s how vacations work.
*puts 7 pairs of yoga pants on counter*
Cashier: planning on getting in shape I see
Me: god no, these are the only pants that fit me now
[Commercial for Disneyland]
Are you sunburnt and broke? Want to?
Taking my dog out in below zero weather brings one thought to mind. I should have gotten a cat.
had the person who invented the bicycle seat never actually experienced sitting down before
He called me an angel but I’m pretty sure he meant angle because I’m always right.