For a one-way mission to Mars, we should send a blogger. Not so they can blog about the experience, but so there’d be one less blogger.
Bird snatches worm: Haha beat you to it sleepy head!
And early riser Hunter Harry gets delicious fried pheasant for lunch.
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I could tell my parents truly loved me as a child. My bath toys were a toaster, radio and a blow dyer.
So me and my demons are gonna have a few bloody mary’s and see where the day takes us. Would you and your demons like to tag along?
Most of the time I fall asleep before I figure out which remote does what again
Operator: 911 what’s your emergency?
Me: PEOPLE ARE TAGGING ME IN PICTURES ON FACEBOOK AND I’M NOT EVEN IN THEM!
The way I dealt with that unexpected cobweb to the face tells me I probably wouldn’t have been much use in Vietnam.
Welcome to Sarcastic Club
Im sooo happy to see you all
Anyone know the 1st rule?
“Be less sarcastic?”
Ooo lets have this guy teach the class
Thanks to Target’s full length 3 way mirrors, I’m now painfully aware I look like a melting candle from the back.
<- I’ve been drinking for almost 6 hours. If you see something wash up on shore that looks like this, please identify me.
In grocery store & guy grabs my hand,starts to walk.I go with him, till he turns & realizes I’m not his wife.We broke it off…Single again