They did not think through this water fountain
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I have days when wearing a hat is the only use I have made of my head.
Last night a burglar broke into my house but I quickly popped open a bag of potato chips & hid in all that free space.
Bread bowls are not dishwasher safe. I know that now.
can I get 8 single slices of pepperoni pizza please?
-how bout just one whole pizza instead?
oh no I can’t eat a whole pizza
Here in the UK
we refer to Jay Z as “Jay Zed”
Ice T as “Ice Ted”
And LL Cool J as “Led Led Cool Jed”
Just ordered me some pizza!
God will never give you more than you can handle, unless you were born in the wrong place or don’t have money. That makes God super mad.
The Hobbit 4:
Bilbo’s relatives auction off his stuff
Bilbo puts on his ring
One by one, his relatives die under mysterious circumstances