@bigdybbukenergy
@Brianhopecomedy On my 5 year old’s report card it said, “He is encouraged to ask more questions”.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME.
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@iamkits Definition of Rap Songs: Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
@MooseAllain Sheep
@sixthformpoet How many Happy Meals do you need to eat before they start to work? I’ve just had six and I feel terrible.
@1Happytwit A really fat friend sat on her cat, long story short – now I can add search & rescue, proctologist and vet to my resume.
@mrtruthandsoul Pro Tip: wash your hands after you shake mine
@StumblerTop I hate people who say ‘age is just a number’… Age is clearly a word.
@adamgreattweet ghost of christmas past but it’s just the clothes that used to fit before the pandemic
@iAmDelFreaky Me: How are you doing? Is our date starting to feel a bit awkward?
Her: Yeah, a little…
Me: I was talking to my mom!
Mom: No, I’m fine.
@pudding_club The year is 1981. Everybody’s working for the weekend.
2044: the weekend becomes sentient.
2048: Everybody’s working for the weekend.