@robfee This is what we really need to remember from the gold and white or blue and black dress debate.
@LostFelicia “Can’t Take My Eyes Off You” by Frankie Valli can come on and I’m all about it, singing that horn section and getting real loud I LOVE YOU BABY AND IF IT’S QUITE ALRIGHT I NEED YOU BABY.. u do that too don’t lie
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@robfee 
@RideSallyRide69 My goal weight is to stop hearing ‘you have a great personality’
@Smug_Lemur Maybe my grandma stayed married for 50 yrs because she never said stuff like “I just wish he would support me, you know, creatively.”
@Reverend_Scott 🎵LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
🎵LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
🎵LET THE BODIES HIT THE-“Carl, you’re fired. You’re a horrible mortician.”
@Tmoney68 My girlfriend is pissed at me for never putting down the toilet seat. To be honest, I AM getting pretty tired of carrying it around.
@Grommit56 Would an Egyptian doctor who specializes in the spine be called a Cairopractor?
He really should be.
@Tmoney68 At my age, a “stiffy” is just my back when I try to crawl out of bed in the morning.
@thepaulasuzanne Eating mint chocolate is like brushing your teeth with a candy bar toothbrush.
@TomE83_ Friends with my exes? I’m barely friends with my friends.
@CornOnTheGoblin thunderbolt and lightning
very, very frightening me
(mashed potatoes) mashed potatoes
(mashed potatoes) mashed potatoes