Change is always hard….

Especially when a jar of it falls on your head.

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It’s a new year and a new me. I’d like to buy you all a drink. Waitress! One small Coke and 10,000 straws.


I need to work on controlling the look on my face when I’m listening to stupid people.


I’d run way more miles a day if someone holding a bagel was running in front of me and someone holding a spider was chasing after me.


if the sun is such a cool and great star then why do all the other stars leave when it shows up


I’m pretty bad at math until someone orders mozzarella sticks for the table.


Interviewer: So you say you think you’d make a good addition here at our aquarium. Can you expand on that?

Puffer fish: Yes. Yes I can


…and when you saw 3 sets of footprints in the sand, that’s when it took the entire Holy Trinity to carry you after all those piña coladas.


When will someone invent an alarm that wakes you up by stroking your hair or kissing your neck or making pancakes instead of yelling at you?