“Can I maim myself with it?” – my toddler’s mental checklist before deciding to play with something
Chess says everything about men & women. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever the hell she wants.
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There all like awww shit,
who’s it gonna be this time
I went to the doctor this morning and I have mono.
At my age I think I should have surround sound.
I always take my kids on vacation during drug awareness week…because there’s just some things they should learn from their dad.
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