Studies say that if you sleep on the right side of a bed, it means you don’t sleep on its left side.
Clue is a wonderful game that teaches children about murder.
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I keep hearing about kids accidentally dying from trying to get an asphyxiation high.
What happened to drugs, kids?! We still have drugs!
my sentiments exactly
Him: Hello, I’m Special Agent Johnson.
Me: Well, somebody has a high opinion of himself.
My wife is going to the hair salon today so for the next few hours I will be practising my reaction.
Saint Peter: Welcome to the pearly gates! You’re here early; you must be dying to get in! LOL
Me: Too soon…
Me: who called it a prison cell air duct instead of a convent
Nun: that’s not funny
Escaped Prisoner (hiding in the air duct): it kinda is
Don’t mind me, I’m just a mom sitting in the dark eating a tub of ice cream because I spent the entire weekend doing laundry and then my kids changed clothes
Bury me next to a kangaroo skeleton and put boxing gloves on me.
DA: Where r my legal briefs?
Paralegal *hands him his boxers*
Jury: We’re hung
DA: Balls in your court
Judge: DO MORE!