
Remember when the biggest problem we faced was Gangnam Style
Remember when the biggest problem we faced was Gangnam Style
What if T-Rexes really had long boneless tentacle arms and we didn’t know because we can only find bones?
[robbing Whole Foods]
“All the cash in a bag NOW!”
100% organic reusable bag ok?
“Yes!”
[puts half the cash] I had to charge for the bag
The people who shout the loudest about their all powerful God protecting them & delivering them from any evil, also own a gun, just in case.
We go together like unprotected eyes and a lab accident.
[first date]
me: they know me here
date: *reading sign on wall* “No Puppetry”?
me (proudly): I’m the reason they have that
The man who invented PIN numbers and ATM machines has died.
May he RIP in peace.
I enjoy quaint, old-fashioned customs like being nice to people.
Bad enough that literally no one showed up for my Super Bowl party today, but now I can’t even find the game on tv to watch.
I’m Indian but not “able to read sanskrit” Indian so slow down there Raj, aside from the heart eye emojis I have no idea wtf your DM means.