@Hormonella
@InternalJane me: there are plenty of white rappers
him: …dr seuss
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@InternalJane 
@Mike_Bianchi The trick to successfully backing out of a parking space is to not care what happens to you or anyone else.
@dave_cactus ME: I’ll have the chicken dinner.
WAITER: Yes, sir. *throws corn on the floor* Here, chick chick chick.
ME: *pecks at the ground* Excellent.
@Jeffwni [The Justice League on patrol]
Superman: Wait! I smell something fishy…
Batman:*chuckles*
Aquaman: Know what? Screw you guys. I’m going home
@st__arving [Mon]
Boss: Let’s talk about your clothes
Adam: But it’s my best leaf
B: You need officewear
A: Understood[Tues]
B: Is that a sticky note?
@DrunjAF Whenever I drink I turn into Jason Bourne. I can’t remember much, fighting comes naturally, and I have a sudden need to evade the law.
@primawesome I haven’t had bread in 3 weeks. I look great but now all I think about is bread. I’m basically a duck at this point.
@KeetPotato ghosts in movies are stupid if i was a ghost id be in the bahamas but they’re just like “lets stay here and move pots and pans”
@Marcmywords2 . No Shoes
No Shirt
No Problem
Welcome To Walmart.
@CVTBaby You know how you have that ONE hoodie that no matter when or what you’re eating — you ALWAYS spill something on it? It’s cuz you’re a pig.