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If you, don’t know, how, to properly use a comma don’t use, them ok.


Don’t you hate when you do something out of the kindness of your heart & someone gets upset because you shoved a pack of gum in their mouth?


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BRAIN:*be cool, she seems pretty great*
ME: Whatever you want to eat is fine.
BRAIN: *nailed it*


In Soviet Russia a bar walks into men. The case of the man-killing-bar remains unsolved.


GOD [creating humans] make them intelligent, sophisticated and rational

ANGEL: ok cool

GOD: but if they get told a plate is hot, they have to touch it lol


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they wanna know if you could
turn down your TV, they’ve
already heard this episode of
Law & Order.


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Me: Gotcha.
*dresses up as a rhino*