@TheAndrewNadeau · 4 years ago EXECUTOR OF MY WILL: I’m so sorry for your loss. Mr. Nadeau has requested he be mummified, but in Fruit Roll-Ups. WIFE: *Knocks on coffin* Andrew. You have to stop doing this. Are you alive? ME: *Muffled* No. WIFE: ME: *Muffled but sadder* Maybe.