Finishing a book is like saying goodbye to an old friend. Finishing a show you binge-watched is like staggering out of a motel where you’ve been holed up for 24 hours with someone you met while trying to score crack.

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Americans: Iran and Iraq are countries, not Apple products, so say their names properly.


If I was a witch, I’d curse you to have to wear tight jeans to Thanksgiving dinner.


barista: do you just want the 2 cookies and one brownie

me: thank you for the word ‘just’


Bought a “Best Moments of 2021” magazine and the pages were blank


Find yourself someone who looks at you the way I look at the block button.


She told me my analogies didn’t make any sense.

It seriously made me feel like a biscuit in an elevator.


Karate Kid (1984) A Japanese man teaches a desperate young boy about bullying by forcing him to fix his house.


I wish there was some sort of idiom to describe how easily I just took that lollipop from that infant.