ten years ago we had Jason Shoes, Carl Shirt and Daniel Problem. now we have no shoes no shirt no problem welcom to dennys what can i get u
Girls are like strawberries. Sometimes they’re at the grocery store
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I always dream of being a millionaire
like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
welcome to Olive Garden! when you’re here, you’re family. sit up straight. have you gained weight? why can’t you be more like your sister
LIFE LESSON: Never do anything which you don’t want to explain to the Paramedics.
ATTENTION ALABAMA RESIDENTS: tonight’s penumbral lunar eclipse is perfectly natural. The moon is undamaged. Gay people are not stealing it.
I overheard office gossip about someone being an alcoholic but I’m too drunk to crawl off the floor too find out who.
is this store having a stroke wtf
Whenever anyone smiles at me, I change all my passwords.