So done with NPR. Every time I call to request a song, they NEVER play it.
god bless the 1st weatherman to dress as danny zuko & plead with sandy
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“Smells fresh. Like a tropical island.”
“Ok. Now take off the blindfold! Your family’s been dead in this car for a week! We Febrezed it!”
God making man in his image was the original selfie
What if animals “were” injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits? Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.
“This is all water! Now that was misleading”
-Pedophile who found the fountain of youth.
*Working at an Amazon warehouse is fun and not at all stressful”
“This is a terrible wine tasting event. ” – me at church.
why does saying their name 3x work for Bloody Mary and not for Brad Pitt?
Not to get too technical, but chemistry says alcohol IS a solution. So I win.
HOW TO JOG:
1. Put on jogging outfit.
2. Go outside.
3. Imagine a cow galloping down the street.
4. Try to milk that cow.