@FivePointsVids I do this awesome move at the dance club with my shoulders where i slump them down and go back to my hotel and violently masturbate
@AmberTozer Good thing “you only live once” has really caught on otherwise we might all kill ourselves like it’s no big deal
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@wildethingy We’re all getting idioter.
@AllyBallyBeal 9 out of 7 people can’t do fractions
@Marlebean I THINK I DRANK TOO MUCH SWEET TEA AND I’M SO AWAKE AND NO ONE ELSE SEEMS TO BE AWAKE AND YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVEN’T DONE IN A WHILE, LUNGES!!
@JimmerThatisAll This day in history. 1675. English king Charles II ordered that all coffee houses be closed because the populace was becoming alarmingly alert.
@miilkkk If you come up to my bedroom door and find a sock on the knob it means I’m having sex.
Probably with the other sock.
@zoebread im not a morning person. in the morning i am a goat
@NikiWithIssues I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, blocking the tv and getting him shot on Call of Duty.
@WilliamAder If “six degrees” is true, somebody tell somebody to tell somebody to tell somebody to tell somebody to tell Scarlett Johansson I said “Hi.”
@AndyRichter Im not saying the ‘70s were perfect, but somewhere along the line we lost focus and forgot that all chase scenes demand banjo music