I do this awesome move at the dance club with my shoulders where i slump them down and go back to my hotel and violently masturbate
Good thing “you only live once” has really caught on otherwise we might all kill ourselves like it’s no big deal
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If you come up to my bedroom door and find a sock on the knob it means I’m having sex.
Probably with the other sock.
im not a morning person. in the morning i am a goat
I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, blocking the tv and getting him shot on Call of Duty.
If “six degrees” is true, somebody tell somebody to tell somebody to tell somebody to tell somebody to tell Scarlett Johansson I said “Hi.”
Im not saying the ‘70s were perfect, but somewhere along the line we lost focus and forgot that all chase scenes demand banjo music