I wrote: You’ll always have a place in my heart.
AC sent: You’ll always have a place in my hearse.
Now “staying friends” seems unlikely.
Haha my cousin’s safeword is “chalice.” (We don’t have sex; I saw it cuz I hacked his email to get his salmon casserole recipe)
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Ghosts will turn lights on and off, open and close doors, move objects, but never once have they ever turned on a treadmill and I think that’s very telling.
“And then we’ll have the throat hole open up and a rectangle candy will drop from it. Kids will love it.” ~ Inventors of Pez dispensers.
“Houston we … are fine.”
Female astronaut probably
The reason I don’t like Facebook’s “memories” feature is because it shows me 6 years ago wearing the same shirt I have on right now.
My one weakness? Probably my unshakable belief that, despite a total lack of training, I’ll be able to do karate if I’m ever in a fight.
[doctor presses play]
couple: maybe a different donor
They should make custom Starbucks cards that say, “I wouldn’t normally be buying your coffee, but I got this gift card.”