How do you stop babies crying when you drop them? And don’t say ‘garbage disposal’ because that’s jammed now.
Have a headache? Eating a carrot can help if you take a Advil after it
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I dress like a murderer when I walk through the sketchy park outside my dorm so murderers will be like “Oh she’s cool she’s one of us.”
If the virus can keep becoming a new version of itself so can you.
Trying to figure out if you practice the violin for many hours every day, or if you just have a really bad hickey.
life is a continuous learning experience, so i can spend all my time not paying attention and drawing cartoons on notepaper just like school
Liar is such a harsh term, I prefer Politician
How much for the horse tornado?
Sir, that’s a carousel.
I must have it.