Hey kids! Make your voice heard this election day by hiding your parents identification! (Not applicable in some states)

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everyone on the saturday night live thing pronounced it sarynyelive


Scientist: Finally, my modeling algorithm ‘Predicting Cat Behavior’ is complete!

Cat: *walks across the keyboard, deleting the file*


Only in America would people violently trample each other for discounts, exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have…


GF: Can I have some almonds?

Me: Sure I’m done with them.

GF: These are good!

Me: They were better when the chocolate was on them.


I sure have purchased an inordinate amount of ringtones, for someone who keeps their phone on Silent.


*on my deathbed*

*groggy, dazed, & delirious*

Me: I wonder if my TC ever really loved me?

Wife: Honey, what’s a TC?

Me: *pulls plug*


I wished I loved anything as much as white people love saying “gracias” at Mexican restaurants.


Beyonce is a great actress because there is no way she has the time or energy to have the kind of sex she sings about.