Bloody Foreigner, coming over here, wanting to know what love is.
hey ther delilah wats it like in gotham city
is the joker stil in jail–
i mean yes babe u look so prety yes u do
batman is not a cool as u
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There are two rules in life:
1. Never tell anyone everything.