Huge nerds we are. Get laid we must.
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Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle online with a 14 year old boy.
He asked me to use smaller words, so I pat him on the head as I said “bye-bye”.
Petulant: (defn.) a cat or dog you let a friend borrow
remembering the time i crashed an oscar watching party with a handful of TV people in los feliz and brought a tres leches cake as my offering to have one of the actors stand up and declare it was “DAIRY” with a measure of disgust
I thought eyelashes were meant to keep stuff out of my eye, but half the time if theres anything in my eye its a damn eyelash.
I forgot how to panic. Help
*bursts out of stable on a chihuahua*
“Wait, if you’re here then that means”
*cut to a horse peeking it’s head out of Paris Hiltons purse*
[taco bell 2am]
*lethally stoned*
me: “nine cheesy crunchy chupacabras”
I’m starting to think some of you might be taking marijuanas
I have actually used trigonometry for work. I was promised by so many people that this would never happen.