Unless you and your family were attacked by Bigfoot, then no, I don’t want to see your camping pictures.
HUNDRED DOLLAR IDEA:
Go to an ATM.
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Even autocorrect has no idea where I’m going with this.
SCIENTIST: it’s our thinnest toilet paper yet, sir. less than a picometer
CEO: *rips it by breathing on it* put it in every public restroom
Told all my coworkers I shaved my beard but that was a bald-faced lie
If you think the world is getting more unsafe, violent and unpredictable, the 13th century would like a word with you.
My boyfriend asked me why I bother watching cooking shows when I cant cook so I asked why he bothered watching porn.
Just did my taxes. Put $420.69 on every line and 5 IRS agents just showed up at my door with a keg, 3 strippers and giant foam fingers.
I just got hit head on by a crazy women riding a menstrual cycle.
*writes ‘amount to something’ on bucket list*
*crosses it out*
*writes ‘mount something’*
Yeah. That’s do-able.
“Remember Robert from work?”
Yeah..he was a douche.
WHAT?!? OMG..He was such a nice guy!