@caseytduncan You deplete me
@audipenny I am dressed in all grey and a man also dressed in all grey just stared at me and for a second I got very nervous that he thought I was him
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@caseytduncan 
@JGnuman197 Well, that didn’t work.
@Marlebean I tried to kill a bug with febreeze but it didn’t work and now the room smells like lilac and fear.
@ThisOneSayz My husband pissed me off today, so I hid his keys by putting them in the spot where we keep our keys.
@bridger_w Friday night. Gonna put on my dancing shoes, throw on my coolest shirt, and aimlessly browse Netflix for an hour
@lynnbixenspan Oh no I just accidentally did everything wrong all my life
@JediMoonShyne couldn’t resist
@iwearaonesie If you start smacking people with your wife’s purse she won’t ask you to hold it for her anymore
@MadMag_77 It is not a middle finger
It is my unicorn fist
@hansabumsadaisy #rubbishjokes
I don’t like Russian dolls.They are so full of themselves.