@Reverend_Scott
@robfee There’s not a day that goes by where I don’t think about that Backstreet Boy asking his pals, “am I sexual?” & they’re like, “yeah.”
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@Home_Halfway Can we just call it Zealand now? How long has it been? Move on people
@PetrickSara Them: children are innocent and go to heaven
Me: so you’re saying Hell is child free?
@SomeChrisTweets Do👏not👏remove👏the👏exquisite👏painting👏from👏my👏wall👏and👏open👏the👏hidden👏safe👏if👏you👏don’t👏want👏to👏find👏a👏smaller👏version👏of👏the👏same👏painting👏
@xLiserx My autocorrect just changed “I’m off” to “I’m DTF” and changed a casual conversation with my boss into an H.R meeting.
@Lisabug74 My retirement plan is to become a cat.
@mlinhart Movies are so unrealistic. This guy’s using his computer to access an alien ship & not once has it asked if he wants to upgrade his Adobe.
@birbigs “You’re joking about calling it Good Friday, right? I told you the part about the nails?” -Jesus #GoodFriday
@ch000ch got bored and went to Home Depot wearing an orange apron to see how good i am at making up answers to peoples home repair questions
@TrueTorontoGirl If you turn the ceiling fan on high enough, you don’t have to sweep.