@TheIronSherk
@dshack8 My dog reacts to the vacuum cleaner the same way I react when my wife says “We need to talk”.
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@dshack8 
@_Tempo11 Exits public bathroom stall
Makes eye contact with the person next in line
Mouths: “I’m so sorry”
@joeljeffrey Maybe if I tilt my head to the side I can understand english ~dogs
@_Happy_Gilmore This makes total sense…
@rad_milk i replaced babies in these pictures with hotdogs to show america what really matters
@secondofhername Jurassic World: A generically modified smart 50 ft monster has turned violent and this, for some reason, took people by surprise.
@Brianhopecomedy Went on a trampoline with my 1 year old and learned that if you jump JUST right it unfortunately turns into a baby catapult.
@MommyingHard That moment 4yo becomes a better negotiator than you.
4: “Can I have one?”
“No.”
4: “Okay just 2.”
“No.”
4: “Alright. 3 and I won’t ask again.”
@OwensDamien In an attempt to build some exercise into my daily routine, I’ve put the biscuits on a higher shelf. Boy, I’m gonna be sore tomorrow.
@ElgatoEsmio At the state fair I realized none of my troubles matter when you dip them in batter