I didn’t realize how much of parenting is yelling “It’s not a touchscreen!”

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Call me ignorant, but I have no idea what you’re talking about.

– “That’s exactly what ignorant means.”

I don’t get it.


Me: *falls down entire staircase*

(20 full seconds of silence)

Dad: …careful.


TV shows project an unrealistic image, like catching a criminal in an hour or that people don’t spend most of the day in pyjamas drinking wine.