I enjoy learning about the world by watching the Olympics. So far I’ve learned that Canada ISN’T the only country that participates in curling.

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I can confirm that men and women may disagree on when advice is helpful.

In related news, it is warm enough to sleep outside.


wish i loved anything as much as my hoodie sleeve loves water.


I sit in the corner eating my tortillas completely confused by this salsa class.


I’m “had to actually call a girl on the home phone to ask her out while hoping my mom didn’t pick up and start dialing” years old.


*wakes up at the crack of Dawn*

*instantly regrets drunk dialing Dawn last night*


PROPOSAL: Rebrand shootings as “late-term abortion.” Watch the GOP scramble to stop them.


5: mom! daddy is smoking a brisket in the kitchen!

me: daddy smokes meats outside in the smoker. If he’s in the kitchen, he’s burning a brisket


CONDUCTOR: all aboard!

ME: i’m pretty bored

CONDUCTOR: no, i meant everyone on the train

ME: oh, i’m sure they’re bored too