@sameralkhoury I freak out when i don’t see the L and R marks on headphones. There’s no way I’m taking that risk.
@Stella1070 I feel so envious when I see young mothers pushing their babies in strollers. I want my OWN…..my own stroller & someone to push me.
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@sameralkhoury 
@BatBatshitcrazy My Rice Krispies were speaking in tongues this morning, so I’m pretty sure the end days are near.
@AimeeHelene1 *brings bucket of fried chicken in meeting*
*meeting starts*
*I eat each piece, crunching, licking my fingers*
*touches all the paper work*
@lisaxy424 Sorry I commented “yikes” on that pic of your baby you posted on facebook.
@Marlebean Being iced in for 2 days gave me the opportunity to get so much housework done!
I didn’t do any of it.
But I certainly had the opportunity.
@prettysadmostly You know whats scarier than a bee chasing you because i dont
@OkButStill (tickling you a little) add me to your cell phone plan dude cmon
@sageboggs Oh really, Carol? It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown? How many muscles does it take you to mind your own business
@TheAlexNevil I was cleaning one of my finger guns and accidentally blew a hole through my air guitar.
@IHideFromMyKids My 7yo learned that a seal in French is a “phoque” and like every Canadian child before her, she is enjoying this sweet swear loophole to its fullest