@meganamram
@TheAlexNevil Boss: My door is always open
Me: I know and it makes it really hard for me to leave work early
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@TheAlexNevil 
@DirtMcTurd “We have a new product, it washes hair but it needs a name”
Shamcrap?!
“Awful”
Shampoop?!
“Get out!”
Shampoo?
“Genius!”
@VejrnerH do you like my signals
I mixed them myself
@ieatanddrink Think I nailed my job interview today because I wore a graduation cap to make it look like I graduated high school
@kelkulus It’s a good thing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles wore masks, or people might have recognized the 4 giant turtles at their day jobs.
@squirrel74wkgn *gets into canoe*
Guide: Ok, everyone grab an oar!
*gets out of canoe*
@jctwritesstuff *gets up off bed*
*puts pants back on*
Oh…so you…you wanted ACTUAL tacos then?
@LloBrow Me: So what are you giving up for Lent?
Rick Astley: *tearing up*
Me: oh no
@1AuthorsJourney I will not kill my coworkers
I will not kill my coworkers
I will not….Maybe just one…
@prufrockluvsong I’m stranded on a dessert island. Do not send help.