
Boss: My door is always open
Me: I know and it makes it really hard for me to leave work early
Boss: My door is always open
Me: I know and it makes it really hard for me to leave work early
“We have a new product, it washes hair but it needs a name”
Shamcrap?!
“Awful”
Shampoop?!
“Get out!”
Shampoo?
“Genius!”
do you like my signals
I mixed them myself
Think I nailed my job interview today because I wore a graduation cap to make it look like I graduated high school
It’s a good thing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles wore masks, or people might have recognized the 4 giant turtles at their day jobs.
*gets into canoe*
Guide: Ok, everyone grab an oar!
*gets out of canoe*
*gets up off bed*
*puts pants back on*
Oh…so you…you wanted ACTUAL tacos then?
Me: So what are you giving up for Lent?
Rick Astley: *tearing up*
Me: oh no
I will not kill my coworkers
I will not kill my coworkers
I will not….Maybe just one…
I’m stranded on a dessert island. Do not send help.