Everyone at this whistling convention looks extremely suspicious.
I have a huge advantage in Wordle because I have had the alphabet memorized for over 10 years.
You Might Also Like
My girlfriend was devastated to find out that my mates call me ‘The Love Machine’ because I’m terrible at tennis.
I like to use the Ouija board to pester my dead husbands.
My wife set up a spycam and found out my sons “speech impediment” was from 5 years of me talking to him in Borat voice while she was at work
It’s called a “Monte Cristo” sandwich because one day it will return disguised as another sandwich & seek its revenge
If I worked in a used record store I would tell every customer “all sales are vinyl” until I was fired.
It would be worth it.
I’m not sure about accusing someone of wanting to get into my pants. I’d like to see him try. I can hardly get into them myself..
Hey women, save your money, we just want you wrapped in a bow for Christmas. Wait, don’t even worry about buying the bow.
Bacon is the duct tape in the culinary world. It fixes almost any dish.
Is your girlfriend wife material? I’m building a giant wife.