@BradBroaddus
@DannyZuker Dad passed away several years ago but every Thanksgiving with the family all together I can’t help but think, you lucky bastard.
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@DannyZuker 
@Tommytoughstuff *Involved in high speed chase*
*Uses turn signals*
@SavageDabs69 “You the bomb” “No you the bomb”….- A compliment in America.An argument in the Middle East.
@Hormonella Do a little dance… Drink a lot of rum… Fall down tonight…
@ronradu Gave this artichoke the heimlich maneuver and now he’s artiokay.
@JackMackenroth I’m pretty sure all of the 7 dwarfs were named after a stage of Snow Whites’ heroin addiction.
@JamesCoolie The problem with Quotes on #Twitter is that… it is so difficult to tell if they are Genuine – William Shakespeare
@DurtMcHurtt My only stock options are chicken and beef.
@JermHimselfish You think your day was bad? I just had a 15 minute long argument with a couch cushion.
@LoveYoorFate When your coworker tells you they are getting a divorce a high five is not the right answer.
Or so I’ve been told.
Twice now.