I just overheard someone threaten that they were going to “put their foot down”. What kind of threat is that unless you’re Godzilla?

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I left a trail of rose petals leading to the bed and on the bed was a note that said “This is what happens to roses who cross me”


Apparently nothing offends a toddler more than suggesting they might be due for a nap.


There are days & nights where I’m surrounded by profound Darkness, followed by a realisation that I need to stop wearing shades in my house.


I’m amazed at the things I find in my undies after a night out. Glitter, matchbook, food & I wasn’t even wearing underwear before I went out